So, I was at this fancy brunch the other day, you know the kind, where the Bloody Marys are as big as your head and the avocado toast is practically a work of art. I was people-watching, because let's face it, that's half the fun of brunch, when I spotted a group of women who could have been the real-life versions of our favorite Sex and the City gals. I mean, there was a Miranda look-alike, complete with the power suit and no-nonsense expression, and a Carrie wannabe, twirling around in a tutu and Manolos. It got me thinking, how old are those fabulous ladies from SATC anyway?
Carrie Bradshaw - The Original Girl About Town
Let's start with our fearless leader, Carrie. She's the one with the big mouth, bigger hair, and an even bigger heart. According to the show, Carrie was born on March 31, 1968, which makes her a 54-year-old Pisces. That's right, she's older than she looks, and trust me, I know all about aging gracefully - I've got more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei!
Now, I know what you're thinking, "But wait, in the movies, she's still living in that tiny apartment and writing her column!" Well, honey, that's Hollywood magic for you. In reality, by now, Carrie would probably be living in a brownstone in Brooklyn, writing her memoirs, and still trying to figure out what exactly does Mr. Big do for a living.
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Samantha Jones - The Original Cougar
Next up, we have Samantha, the original cougar, who was born on August 17, 1965. That makes her a 57-year-old Leo. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Samantha was always the youngest!" Well, yes, she was, but remember, she was also the one who was always dating younger men. So, by now, she'd probably be dating guys who are younger than her children.
I like to imagine Samantha now as a fabulous, silver-haired goddess, running a successful PR firm, and still teaching us all a thing or two about sexual liberation. And hey, maybe she finally found a man who can keep up with her - or at least, try to.
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Miranda Hobbes - The Original Ballbuster
Now, let's talk about Miranda, the original ballbuster, born on December 2, 1967. That makes her a 55-year-old Sagittarius. Miranda was always the most career-driven of the group, so I like to think that by now, she's a partner at a top law firm, running for political office, or maybe even the President - because let's face it, she's got the chops.
I can just see her now, strutting into the courtroom in a power suit, taking no prisoners, and still managing to find time for a quickie with Steve in the broom closet. Hey, a girl's gotta have some fun, right?
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Charlotte York - The Original Park Avenue Princess
Last but not least, we have Charlotte, the original Park Avenue princess, born on May 2, 1968. That makes her the same age as Carrie - a 54-year-old Taurus. Charlotte was always the most traditional of the group, so I like to think that by now, she's living in a gorgeous townhouse on the Upper East Side, married to a handsome prince (or at least, a very wealthy businessman), and raising a brood of beautiful children.
I can just imagine her now, hosting fabulous dinner parties, sipping champagne, and still trying to find the perfect pair of Manolos to match her outfit. And hey, maybe she finally found that elusive "good man" she was always looking for - or at least, a really great nanny.
So there you have it, folks. Our favorite Sex and the City gals are all in their 50s now, which is a scary thought, because that means we're in our 50s too. But hey, as Carrie would say, "Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with." And really, isn't that what life is all about? Having fun, making mistakes, and finding love - even if it's just with your girlfriends.