So, you want to know who’s sitting on the biggest pile of cash in Minnesota? Grab your coffee, because this is a fun rabbit hole. We're talking about the land of 10,000 lakes, Prince, and… wait for it… a guy named Glen Taylor.

Yep, Glen Taylor is the richest person in the state. He’s worth around $3.6 billion, give or take a few thousand coffee runs. Unless you’ve been living under a particularly cold rock, you know him.

Who is he? He’s the guy who owns the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx. Remember when he tried to sell the team? Classic billionaire drama. He’s been the owner for decades, but it took a while to find a buyer.

He built his empire on printing. Yes, you read that right. It all started with a company called Taylor Corporation. It’s the kind of boring, steady business that quietly prints your wedding invitations, business cards, and those credit card offers you throw away.

But let’s rewind. Glen Taylor grew up on a farm. He was literally milking cows before he was counting billions. He sold encyclopedias door-to-door, which is a level of hustle that makes my afternoon nap look lazy.

So, is he the only one rolling in dough? Nope. He’s just at the top of the list. The second richest is likely someone you’ve never met, like a pharmaceutical heir or a guy who invented a weird medical device.

But Wait, There’s More Drama

The list of Minnesota’s wealthiest shifts like the snowdrifts in February. It’s not always Glen Taylor at number one. For a hot minute, the Lorenzo family (of Target and Aldi fame) were the flashy new kids on the block.

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They’re art collectors. They’re quiet. They have old money that’s so old it’s practically dusty. But they don’t own a pro basketball team, so they lose on pure fame points.

Let’s not forget the Carlson family. You know, Curtis Carlson, the guy who invented Gold Bond lotion and owned Radisson Hotels? Yeah, that family is still stupidly rich. They’re just less loud about it.

The "Oh, That Guy" Factor

Another name that pops up is John Menard Jr. He’s the founder of Menards. Yes, that Menards. You know, the hardware store where you always get lost looking for a lightbulb?

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He’s got a net worth around $3 billion. But here’s the kicker: he lives in Wisconsin. So, does he count? Minnesotans will argue about this until the cows come hom. Technically, he’s a Wisconsin guy who just happens to own half of our lumber supply.

Then there’s Whitney MacMillan. He’s from the Cargill family. You know, the secretive agriculture giant? His family is worth tens of billions total, but they spread the wealth around like butter on toast. He’s wealthy, but not the single richest.

The Bottom Line (And Your Wallet)

So, who’s the richest? It’s Glen Taylor, the printer-turned-basketball-owner. He’s 83 years old and still showing up to work. That’s either dedication or stubbornness. Probably both.

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You might think, “Why should I care?” I don’t know, because it’s fun gossip? We all want to know who’s winning the Monopoly game, even if we only have $5 in our pocket.

What do they buy with all that cash? Glen Taylor bought a private jet. He also bought a mansion in the ritzy part of Mankato. Mankato! Even the rich folks in Minnesota keep it a little Midwest modest.

Let’s be real: the richest person in Minnesota doesn’t buy a dozen yachts. They buy the lake cabin next door so they can have more privacy. Oh, and they donate a ton of money to the University of Minnesota.

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A Quick Reality Check

Is Glen Taylor a good guy? He’s polarizing. Some fans love him for keeping the Wolves in Minnesota. Others side-eye him for past moves. He’s a billionaire. That means he’s complicated.

But here’s the truth: you will never out-earn him. Not even if you start selling encyclopedias tomorrow. That’s okay. We can still enjoy his story while sipping our $5 lattes.

One last thing: don’t look up his house on Zillow. You’ll just feel sad. Trust me. It looks like a small resort that swallowed a big house. And it’s only one of his properties.

So, next time you’re stuck in traffic on I-94, remember: Glen Taylor is probably flying over you. But hey, he owns the Timberwolves, so we’ll forgive him. Mostly.