Okay, so let’s be honest. If Steve Jobs were still alive, would he even care about his net worth? Probably not. He wasn’t exactly the guy counting his pennies while sipping a $9 latte.

But we, the peanut gallery, love this game. So let’s play it—over imaginary coffee, of course. What would Steve Jobs be worth today? Buckle up.

The Bill Gates Comparison Trap

You can’t avoid it. Bill Gates is currently worth around $130 billion. But Steve wasn’t Bill. Bill held onto Microsoft stock like it was glued to his hands. Steve sold most of his Apple shares early on.

In 1985, Jobs famously dumped 1.5 million Apple shares. He got about $16 million. Today, those same shares would be worth… wait for it… over $100 billion. Ouch.

So yeah, if he never sold a share after the iPhone launched? We’re talking ludicrous territory. Like, “buy your own small country” money.

The Disney Wild Card

Here’s the part most people forget. Pixar. Jobs bought Pixar from George Lucas for $10 million in 1986. Then Disney bought Pixar in 2006 for $7.4 billion in stock.

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Jobs became Disney’s largest individual shareholder. That Disney stake alone would be worth around $30 billion today. Not bad for a side hustle, huh?

So add that to a hypothetical Apple stake. We’re already past $150 billion. And we haven’t even mentioned his NeXT or his private jet collection.

The Real Magic: What Would He Do With It?

This is where it gets fun. Would Steve be the world’s richest hipster? Probably. He’d still wear the same black turtleneck—just with invisible diamond stitching.

But here’s the kicker: he didn’t care about “wealth.” He cared about making a dent in the universe. So every dollar would go into something absurdly ambitious. Like curing cancer with an iPhone app. Or building a Mars colony shaped like an iPod.

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You have to wonder: would he invest in OpenAI? Or would he sue them for copying the “reality distortion field”?

Let’s Crunch the Real Numbers

We can’t just guess. Financial analysts at Forbes actually tried. They estimated Jobs’ peak net worth in 2011 (when he died) at about $10 billion. But that was before Apple became a $3 trillion company.

If he’d held just 1% of Apple’s stock today? That’s $30 billion. But he probably would have owned 5% to 10% if he never sold. That’s $150 billion to $300 billion.

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Let that sink in. We’re talking Jeff Bezos on steroids money. Like, “buy every island in the Bahamas and rename them after the iPhone models.”

The Counterargument People Ignore

But wait. Would Apple exist today if Jobs hadn’t been fired? Maybe not. Getting fired forced him to start NeXT. NeXT built the operating system for every modern Mac and iPhone.

So in a weird way, his biggest failure was his greatest investment. That $16 million he got in 1985? It funded NeXT. Which led to Pixar. Which led to the iPod. It’s like a financial Russian nesting doll.

If he’d stayed at Apple in 1985, would he have been bored? Probably. He hated bureaucracy. He might have quit anyway to start a toaster-phone company or something.

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So What’s the Final Answer?

If you forced me to guess? Between $250 billion and $400 billion. But honestly, it doesn’t matter. Jobs once said, “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” He loved building products, not bank accounts.

Would he trade all that money for a longer life? Absolutely. And that’s the heartbreaking part. He had the wealth of a god but the health of a mortal.

So here’s to you, Steve. You’d be worth a gazillion dollars. But you’d still argue with someone about the font on a button. And that’s exactly why we miss you.

Now, finish your coffee. And don’t even think about putting it on the table without a coaster. 🖤