Okay, let’s talk about Johnny Weir. You know the name, right? The guy with the crystal-encrusted costumes and the commentary that makes you snort-laugh during figure skating. But if someone asked you, “What does Johnny Weir actually do for a living?”—what would you say?
Get ready, because his job title is basically “Professional Sparkle Enthusiast.” And I mean that in the best way. He’s not just one thing; he’s like a multi-tool of fabulousness.
First and foremost, Johnny Weir is a figure skater. A two-time Olympian, no less. He didn’t just skate; he performed. His programs were like watching a swan have a nervous breakdown in a beautiful way. He retired from competitive skating in 2013, but that was just the first act.
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So, what now? He’s a TV Star
You’ve probably seen him on NBC. He’s the voice of figure skating commentary alongside his bestie, Tara Lipinski. Their dynamic is perfect: Tara is the bubbly expert, and Johnny is the dramatic, truth-telling oracle.
He doesn’t just say, “She fell.” He’ll say something like, “That fall was a betrayal of her soul, but look at that dress! It’s fighting back.” It’s gold. They even covered the Olympics together, and the Red Carpet. He calls himself a “sports entertainment analyst,” which is fancy talk for “makes everything more fun.”
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Is he… a Fashion Designer?
Kind of! Johnny Weir designs his own skating costumes. And I’m not talking about boring spandex. We’re talking feathers, Swarovski crystals, and things that look like they belong on a dragon queen. He’s a walking, gliding piece of art.
He also launched a clothing line and does fashion commentary. Remember when he wore that incredible fox fur hat in Sochi? Yeah, that was a global moment. He treats every public appearance like a runway show. The man does not own a “casual Friday” button-down. Period.
He’s also a reality TV star. He was on Dancing with the Stars (season 29) — spoiler: he was fabulous. He’s been on Project Runway as a guest judge. If there’s a camera and a chance to be dramatic, Johnny shows up.
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Wait, is he an Author?
Yes! Johnny wrote an autobiography called “Welcome to My World.” It’s not just about skating. It’s about growing up, being bullied, and deciding that being yourself is the only option. He’s brutally honest. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll want to go buy a sequined headband immediately.
He’s also a mental health advocate. He talks openly about his struggles, his sexuality, and the pressure of being an athlete. He uses his platform to say, “Hey, it’s okay to be messy, as long as you’re sparkly.”
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And let’s not forget the music
Oh, yes. Johnny Weir has a pop song. It’s called “Dirty Love.” Is it a Grammy winner? No. Is it a banger you’d play at 2 AM while doing your makeup? Absolutely. He’s not a full-time pop star, but he’s dipped his toes in. Because why not?
He also performs live. He tours with skating shows like Stars on Ice and does his own one-man shows. These aren’t just skating—they’re theatrical events. He might sing. He might cry. He might change costumes five times in one number. It’s chaos in the best way.
So, in summary: What does he do?
Johnny Weir is a renaissance man who moonlights as a unicorn. He is a skater, a commentator, a designer, a writer, a TV personality, a singer, an activist, and a professional mood-setter. If there’s a job that involves being extra, he’s applied for it.
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Honestly, his official title should be “Chief of Vibes.” He’s proof that you don’t have to fit into one box. You can be an Olympic athlete who also designs your own sequined jumpsuit and then critiques someone else’s jumpsuit on live TV.
So next time you see Johnny Weir on your screen, don’t just think “skater.” Think: “That’s the guy who does everything—and does it while looking like a human disco ball.” It’s a living, alright. A glorious, one-of-a-kind living.
Now, go watch some of his 2010 Olympic free skate. You’re welcome.