So, picture this: a few weeks ago, I’m doom-scrolling through my feed, half-watching a blurry gym video. A tiny kid, maybe two years old, is deadlifting a tiny barbell—and I swear, the form was better than mine. That’s when I first saw Landon and Lyric Goldberg.
I had to click. Who are these Power Ranger-looking toddlers with abs? Turns out, they’re the kids of Lil Wayne—yes, that Lil Wayne—and they’ve basically become their own mini-brand. And of course, the first thing I wondered (don’t lie, you did too) was: how much are they worth?
Let’s get the awkward part out of the way: they’re kids. We’re talking about babies with a net worth. It feels weird to say, but in 2025, even toddlers can have a net worth bigger than your student loans.
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Who Are Landon and Lyric, Actually?
Landon (born in 2021) and Lyric (born in 2024) are the youngest children of rapper Lil Wayne and his ex, Denise Bidot. They’re half-siblings to Wayne’s other kids—but these two have blown up for a very specific reason.
You’ve probably seen the clips: Landon lifting weights, Lyric doing pull-ups, both of them looking like they’re training for the Olympics in 2040. Denise posts their fitness montages, and the internet loses its collective mind.
I mean, I can barely do one pull-up after coffee, and this kid Lyric is hanging from a bar like a tiny, adorable monkey. It’s both inspiring and slightly humiliating.
So, What’s the Net Worth Situation?
Let’s get one thing straight: Landon and Lyric don’t have personal bank accounts—they’re not signing endorsement deals themselves. The number you see floating around (usually estimated between $500,000 to $1 million collectively) comes from their social media presence and the content their mom creates.
That number is mostly speculation. But here’s the kicker: when your dad is Lil Wayne—whose net worth is reportedly around $150 million—their actual “net worth” is more like a family trust fund waiting to happen.
So, in practical terms: they’re richer than you and me combined, but still too young to drive a car. The irony is delicious.
Landon and Lyric Goldberg @ kids'music
The Real Value? Viral Fame.
What they have isn’t cash—it’s attention. And attention, as we all know, pays the bills. Landon’s video of him lifting a 5-pound dumbbell got more views than my entire career highlight reel.
Their mom, Denise, runs their verified Instagram and TikTok, and the numbers are insane. Think of them as micro-influencers with zero rent payments. Their content is pure gold: toddler workouts, sibling bonding, and the occasional “I’m done with this” face.
If I had a dollar for every comment that says “that form is better than mine,” I’d be able to retire. (Spoiler: I do not have a dollar for that. But the comment sections are full of them.)
But Wait—Isn’t This a Little Weird?
Let’s be real: putting kids online for profit is a huge debate right now. Some people see it as cute; others worry about privacy and childhood innocence. I’m not here to judge, but I will say this: Landon and Lyric seem happy, fed, and loved—and that’s what matters.
Denise and Wayne both seem protective, keeping their faces clean and the content positive. No weird ads for laxatives, just lifting and laughing. It’s wholesome, even if the algorithm is a little predatory.
Also, let’s note: most of their “net worth” comes from the parasocial relationship we have with them. We want to see them grow, succeed, and maybe one day deadlift us. It’s a weird deal, but we’re all in it.
Landon Goldberg's Instagram, Twitter & Facebook on IDCrawl
The Bottom Line on Their Age and Money
Landon is about 4 years old (born 2021). Lyric is about 1 year old (born 2024). Combined, they have more Instagram followers than most small businesses.
Their net worth isn’t a fixed number—it’s a mix of talent, marketing, and dad’s wallet. Realistically, they’re set for life if that wealth is managed well. But for now, they’re just two kids who happen to be stronger than me.
If you ask me, the real lesson is this: age is just a number, but net worth is a story. And Landon and Lyric’s story is still being written—with tiny dumbbells and very cute grins.
One Last Thought (Before You Go Lift Something)
If you’re feeling bad about your own career, don’t. These kids are basically genetic lottery winners with a great PR team. You can’t compete with that.
But you can still do one cool thing: go watch their videos, smile, and maybe try a push-up. Just don’t post it—the internet is full of toddlers who will show you up.
And that, my friend, is the ironic truth of Landon and Lyric Goldberg’s age and net worth: they have the wealth of attention, the age of innocence, and the abs of a future superhero. I’m just here for the ride—and the comments.