Let’s settle a bar bet for the ages: just how old is the legendary jockey Mike Smith? If you’ve watched him glide a horse to the finish line, you know he looks like he’s been doing this since the dinosaurs were racing brontosauruses. But don’t worry—the man is not a Time Lord. The real answer is that Mike Smith was born on August 10, 1965, which makes him a sprightly 59 years old as of 2024.

Wait, fifty-nine? That’s practically a unicorn in a sport where most jockeys retire before they hit forty. His knees have seen more derbies than an air traffic controller sees planes. Yet here he is, still winning Triple Crown races like he’s stealing candy from a foal.

Smith’s age is almost as baffling as his ability to shrink himself into a tiny, aerodynamic package. At 5’4” and around 108 pounds, he’s been the same size since the Reagan administration. The man hasn’t aged in horse years—he’s just gotten wiser and a little more prone to napping after lunch.

The Astonishing Math of His Career

Here’s a number that will knock your stirrups off: Smith has been racing professionally for over 40 years. That’s longer than most marriages last in Hollywood. He won his first race in 1982, back when people still listened to “Eye of the Tiger” on cassette tapes.

To put that into perspective, if Mike Smith were a horse, he’d be so old they’d have to retire him to a farm with really good hay. But he’s not a horse—he’s a man who has ridden over 5,500 winners. That’s more wins than there are Taco Bells in a college town.

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He’s won the Kentucky Derby three times (on Justify, Authentic, and others), which means he’s older than some of the horses’ grandchildren. Imagine being famous enough that your grandkids’ friends say, “Wait, your granddad rode THAT horse?”

The Secret Sauce: Caffeine and spite?

How does a 59-year-old jockey still compete with whippersnappers half his age? The answer is experience—and probably an IV drip of espresso. Smith is famous for his calm, patient riding style, which he calls “waiting like a spider.” Younger jockeys panic; Smith just sits back and thinks, “I’ve been doing this since before you were born, kid. Calm down.”

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Also, let’s be real: the man has been so light for so long that his body has probably forgotten how to store fat. His metabolism now runs on pure stubbornness and leftover oats from the 1990s. If you ever meet him, don’t offer him a donut—he’ll just examine it like a rare artifact and say, “This is for the horse.”

He’s also famously superstitious. Rumor has it he never shaves on race day and sleeps in the same socks he wore during his first win. At this point, those socks have their own Wikipedia page.

The Surprising Fact That Will Blow Your Mind

Here’s the kicker: Mike Smith is actually older than the current Vice President of the United States (Kamala Harris, born 1964, is one year older). But Smith outlasted her in a different kind of race—the one where you try not to fall off a thousand-pound animal at 40 miles per hour. He’s also older than every living former president except Donald Trump and Joe Biden.

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In fact, Smith has been winning races longer than some of today’s top jockeys have been alive. For example, the amazing young jockey Flavien Prat was born in 1992—a full decade after Smith’s first victory. That’s like finding out your mechanic started fixing cars before your dad was born. You just nod and say, “Okay, I’m in good hands.”

Also, he made a cameo in the movie Secretariat, playing himself. So he’s not just old—he’s movie-star old. That’s a whole different level of ancient, like being a fossil with a SAG card.

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So, Is He Planning to Retire?

When asked about retirement, Smith usually laughs and says, “I’ll stop when my bones start creaking like a haunted house door.” Given his current trajectory, those bones are still winning Grade 1 stakes races. He recently scored a major win at the Breeders’ Cup, which means he’s now won races in the 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, and 2020s. That’s five decades. Five!

To celebrate his 59th birthday this past August, he probably just took a nap, then went for a gallop. No cake, just carrot slices for him and the horses. He once said his secret to longevity is “loving the animals and not listening to anyone who says you’re too old.” Also, I suspect he’s made a pact with a demon who loves the smell of hay.

So the next time you see Mike Smith perched atop a thoroughbred like a wise, tiny gnome, remember: he’s 59, he’s been racing since before the internet was a thing, and he’s probably out-lived his own helmet’s warranty. But he’s still out there, proving that age is just a number—especially when that number is 59 and you weigh as much as a golden retriever.