How Old Is Jax On Vanderpump Rules

Okay, let’s just get this out of the way: How old is Jax Taylor, the self-proclaimed “number one guy in the group” on Vanderpump Rules? You’re not alone if you’ve Googled this while half-watching a rerun at 2 AM. It feels like he’s been stirring up drama in West Hollywood since the dawn of reality TV.

The short answer? Jax Taylor was born on July 11, 1979. That makes him a Cancer. Explains a lot, right? All that crab-like clinginess and occasional shell of emotional armor.

As of right now, that puts him at a crisp 45 years old. Do with that information what you will. I know I had to sit down for a second when I did the math.

But here’s the thing about Jax: He doesn’t act 45. He acts like a 22-year-old frat boy who just discovered hair gel and gaslighting. Is that an insult? Maybe. Is it accurate? Absolutely.

Remember when he used to claim he was a “model” and a “bartender” while simultaneously proving he could barely pour a beer without starting a fight? That energy is frozen in amber. He’s been emotionally 19 for five straight seasons.

For context, Jax is actually a few years older than most of his original costars. He’s older than Tom Sandoval (turns 42 in 2025). He’s older than Tom Schwartz (42). He’s practically a dinosaur compared to Katie Maloney (38) or Ariana Madix (39).

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But let’s be honest—age is just a number when you refuse to grow up. Jax has literally said he “peaked in high school.” And honey, it shows. Every single temper tantrum is a flashback to 1997.

So why does this matter? Because Jax’s age makes his antics even more hilarious—and slightly pathetic. A 45-year-old man crying in the SUR parking lot about a rumor? That’s a masterclass in arrested development.

Oh, and let’s not forget his infamous line: “I’m the number one guy in this group.” Sir, you are also the number one guy who is almost a decade older than half the staff at SUR. That’s not a flex. That’s a cry for help.

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The Kristen Era: A Timeline of Immaturity

When Jax first appeared on Vanderpump Rules in 2013, he was already 34. Most 34-year-olds are worrying about mortgage rates and 401(k)s. Jax was worrying about whether he could sneak away from Kristen Doute to hook up with someone in the bathroom at Pump.

And yet, we loved him? Or at least, we couldn’t look away. There’s a weird comfort in watching someone be a complete mess while you sit on your couch with a glass of wine. It makes you feel so much better about your own life choices.

Fast forward to his wedding with Brittany Cartwright in 2019. He was 40. Forty! That’s the age when most people start wearing sensible shoes and developing a sudden interest in lawn care. Jax wore a white tux and cried about “finally feeling whole.” Sure, buddy.

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Does Time Even Affect Jax Taylor?

Here’s the wild part: Jax doesn’t look his age, but he also doesn’t look younger. He looks like a weathered golden retriever—still cute, but you can tell he’s been through some stuff. And a lot of spray tans.

He’s openly admitted to using Botox and fillers. No shade, honestly. If I had to relive my worst moments on national television, I’d freeze everything too.

But the real mystery is whether Jax will ever mentally catch up to his birth certificate. He’s 45 now, with a son, a wife (sort of? They’re separated at this point), and a new podcast. Does he sound wiser? Let’s check the headlines.

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Spoiler: he does not. He’s still fighting with fans on Twitter. He’s still boasting about his “body” and his “businesses.” The guy is a human time capsule.

Why We Keep Asking “How Old Is Jax?”

I think we ask because we’re secretly hoping the answer will explain him. If he’s 25, we can forgive the chaos. But at 45? It’s a character choice. And honestly? That makes great TV.

Also, let’s be real: Jax makes 45 look exhausting. Who has the energy to be that dramatic for that long? I need a nap just thinking about his last three seasons worth of scandals.

So next time someone asks, “How old is Jax on Vanderpump Rules?” just smile and say, “Old enough to know better. Young enough to never learn.” Then pour yourself a shot of something strong. You’ve earned it.