So, you’re sitting there, watching a big football game, and you hear that voice. That unmistakable, smooth-as-bourbon baritone that makes even a boring three-yard run sound like the charge of the Light Brigade. It’s Al Michaels, the guy who has been describing sports since before most of us were born. And you find yourself wondering: How old is this guy, anyway? Is he immortal? Did he make a deal with the devil back in the 1970s?

Let’s just say, if you asked Al Michaels to name his favorite Muhammad Ali fight, he wouldn’t say “Thrilla in Manila.” He’d say, “I was there, kid. I was at the first one.” The man is a living fossil, but the cool kind—like a perfectly preserved trilobite that can still crack a joke about a wide receiver. Born on November 12, 1944, that makes him currently 79 years young as of this writing.

The Man Who Has Seen Everything

Think about that number for a second. Seventy-nine. He’s old enough to have called games for the Oakland Raiders, not the Las Vegas Raiders. He was a grown adult when the Super Bowl was still called the AFL-NFL World Championship. I’m pretty sure his first broadcast was on a telegraph machine. “DITKA... RUNS... LEFT... CROWD... GASPS.”

He saw the Miracle on Ice in 1980, where he uttered the immortal line, “Do you believe in miracles? YES!” But here’s the scary part: Al Michaels was 35 years old when he said that. That was the peak of his youthful prime. Those college kids he was watching? They’re now in their mid-60s, collecting Social Security. Al just kept rolling along, like a fine wine or a really durable sock.

A Brief History of Al’s Annoying Youth

Let’s play a game called “How Was Al There?” In 1989, when the San Francisco 49ers beat the Cincinnati Bengals in a last-second thriller, Al was in the booth. When the Earthquake World Series happened that same year, Al was literally on camera, being a calm, steady rock while the stadium shook. He’s like that one uncle who shows up at every family reunion with a story about that time he met Babe Ruth. (Note: He did not meet Babe Ruth, but he once interviewed Hank Aaron while Hank was still chasing the home run record. That’s close enough.)

Here’s a genuinely surprising fact: Al Michaels is older than the NFL. Wait, no, that’s a lie. The NFL was founded in 1920. But he is older than the Super Bowl itself. Super Bowl I was played in January 1967. Al was 22 years old. He wasn’t even in the broadcasting booth yet—he was probably still figuring out how to knot a tie. But by Super Bowl VII (1973), he was doing play-by-play for the Cincinnati Bengals radio network. The guy has literally been around for half of all Super Bowls ever played.

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The Fountain of Youth (It’s Just Coffee and Cynicism)

How does a 79-year-old man still sound like he’s 50? Is he a vampire? Does he have a painting of himself aging in an attic? According to interviews, his secret is a strict diet of sarcasm and a deep, abiding hatred for long meetings. He famously said that he stays young by “avoiding exercise and eating whatever I want.” That’s it. That’s the secret to longevity: pure, unadulterated laziness and a good dental plan.

But here’s the real kicker that will make you feel ancient. Al Michaels is currently older than the color TV. Okay, that’s not entirely true—color TV was introduced in the 1950s—but by the time he started calling Monday Night Football in 1986, the technology was still clunky. He once called a game while a producer handed him stats on a piece of paper with a pencil. And now he’s calling games on Amazon Prime Video, a streaming service that doesn’t exist in a physical form. He’s gone from wax cylinders to 4K HDR. It’s wild.

The “Do the Math” Moment

Let’s do some morbid, amusing math. If Al Michaels were to announce football for ten more years, he would be 89 years old. And you know what? I wouldn’t bet against him. The man is like the Energizer Bunny, if the Energizer Bunny wore designer glasses and had a deep-seated hatred for onside kicks. He’s called games with John Madden, Dan Dierdorf, Cris Collinsworth, and now Kirk Herbstreit. He’s outlasted all his partners except the truly immortal ones.

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The best part? He doesn’t care about the age jokes. In fact, he leans into them. During a Thursday night game last season, he made a crack about how he was announcing games when the rookie running back’s father was still in high school. It was delivered with the perfect dry wit of a man who has seen the rise and fall of the USFL, the XFL, and about fourteen different helmet designs.

The Final Verdict: Old as Dirt, But the Good Dirt

So, to answer the burning question: Al Michaels is 79 years old. He is older than the internet. He is older than most NFL stadiums. He is likely older than your parents. But here’s the beautiful truth: he’s still the absolute best at his job. While younger announcers get breathless and shouty, Al sounds like he’s narrating a relaxing documentary about your living room furniture. It’s calm. It’s steady. It’s the voice of a thousand Sunday afternoons.

Next time you hear him call a game, don’t think, “Wow, he’s old.” Think, “Wow, this man has been doing this since 1971. He has seen the Immaculate Reception live, he watched the Music City Miracle, and he still shows up on a Thursday night to watch the Jacksonville Jaguars play the Tennessee Titans. That’s not just longevity. That’s commitment. That’s love. That’s Al Michaels—the 79-year-old kid who will probably outlive us all, just to call the final game on planet Earth.

And if he does, I hope he says, “Do you believe in miracles? Yes… this game is going to overtime.”