How Much Does The Cast Of Mama June Make

So, you’ve been binge-watching Mama June: Family Crisis (or whatever they’re calling it this season), and you’re starting to wonder: how do these people afford all that gas station caviar and waterproof mascara? It’s time to pull back the velvet rope on the paychecks of television’s most chaotic family. Buckle up, because the numbers are wilder than a trip to the "Sketti Shack."

The Queen Bee: Mama June Shannon

June Shannon is the engine of this circus, and her salary reflects her willingness to air her unrehearsed drama. Reports suggest June makes between $15,000 and $25,000 per episode for the main show. That’s a hefty chunk of change, especially when you remember she once had to borrow money for a hot dog.

However, there’s a catch as big as a fried Twinkie: a massive chunk goes to taxes and her legal fees. Remember the drug charges and the baby drama? The IRS wants its cut, and lawyers aren’t cheap. June might be living large, but she’s also living in a very expensive cloud of paperwork.

Let’s be real: for that kind of money, you’d expect her to at least bring a non-stick pot to the reunion. But hey, she’s making more per episode than most of us make in a month, so she wins the "Who’s Actually the Grown-Up Here?" contest by default.

The "Genius": Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson

Alana is the original cash cow and the only one with a legitimate acting credit (remember that Dancing with the Stars fiasco?). For her stint on the reality show, Alana reportedly pulls in around $2,000 to $5,000 per episode. Not bad for a teenager who spent her childhood chasing a squirrel named "Dinky."

But wait—Alana is actually smart about it. She has a trust fund set up, because even a honey boo knows not to let Mama June touch all the syrup. She’s also got a side hustle selling merchandise and doing meet-and-greets, which is basically panhandling with a tiara.

The kicker? Alana earns more than her adult siblings, which is hilarious because she’s the only one who can legally order a Happy Meal. She’s basically the family’s retirement plan, and she doesn’t even have a driver’s license yet.

The Wildcard: Lauryn "Pumpkin" Efird

Pumpkin is the designated mother of the family, wrangling her own kids and her sister Alana. She’s reportedly earning between $1,500 and $3,000 per episode. That’s roughly the cost of a week’s worth of diapers and frozen pizza.

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Here’s the thing: Pumpkin often gets paid less than her mother, even though she does 90% of the actual parenting on camera. It’s a classic case of "the assistant does the work, the boss gets the credit." She’s also dealing with her own husband, Josh, who is basically a human potted plant on the show.

Pumpkin’s salary is a constant source of drama. She’s been known to drag Mama June for not paying her enough, which is like complaining that the carnival ride operator isn’t sharing the cotton candy money. Still, for $3,000 an episode, she’ll suffer through another awkward family dinner.

The Guest Stars: Anna and Jessica (Chickadee and Chubbs)

Anna "Chickadee" Cardwell (RIP) and Jessica "Chubbs" Shannon were the original sidekicks. Before her passing, Anna reportedly made per-episode fees in the low thousands, similar to Jessica. They were the peanut gallery, providing commentary while June ate a whole cake.

Jessica, who is the most stable (relatively speaking), now appears sporadically. She commands a smaller fee, maybe $1,000 per appearance, because she’s smart enough to have a job that doesn’t require her to eat a 5-pound cinnamon roll on camera. She’s the "guest star" who shows up for the finale and then takes a shower.

Let’s be honest: they earned every penny. Can you imagine sitting through a family therapy session where your sister breaks a lamp? That’s a sitcom, but they lived it for a few hundred bucks an episode.

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The Dad Cameo: "Sugar Bear"

Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson is the ghost of Christmas past, showing up for a few episodes to grunt and look confused. He reportedly gets about $500 to $1,000 per appearance. That’s basically a nice dinner and a new pair of overalls.

Sugar Bear is the ultimate "pay-per-view" dad. He doesn’t stick around for the drama; he just collects his check and bounces back to his peace and quiet. He’s the smartest one of the bunch, honestly.

For that money, he’s willing to pretend to care about Alana’s spelling bee for exactly one scene. Then he’s out like a light, probably dreaming of a world where nobody yells about "sketti" recipes.

The Bitter Truth: It’s Not All Jets and Go-Go Juice

Here’s the surprising fact: despite the per-episode checks, this family has been strapped for cash multiple times. They’ve filed for bankruptcy, sold their house, and had their power turned off. Why? Because reality TV money is like a river—it gushes fast, but dries up faster.

They also spend money like it’s going out of style. Between hair extensions, bail money, and enough gas station hot dogs to feed a small army, the cash vanishes. June once admitted to spending $7,000 in a single weekend on "stuff." I’m guessing that "stuff" didn’t include a financial advisor.

So, what’s the verdict? These guys make good money for being a spectacular human train wreck, but they manage it about as well as a toddler with a credit card. They’re rich on paper, broke in reality, and somehow, that’s the most entertaining part of the show.