So, you want to know how much John Fogerty paid for his own songs? The answer is funny, infuriating, and honestly a little bit bonkers. Sit down, grab a coffee, and let me tell you a tale that makes a used car salesman look like a saint.

The Sorry, Not-So-Rich King of Swamp Rock

John Fogerty wrote every single Creedence Clearwater Revival hit. We’re talking “Proud Mary,” “Bad Moon Rising,” “Fortunate Son”—the soundtrack to every barbecue and Vietnam movie ever made. You’d think the man would be swimming in royalties like Scrooge McDuck.

Nope. He paid through the nose to get them back. And I mean paying, not like buying milk at the grocery store. We’re talking millions of dollars to buy his own musical children back from a music publisher he hated.

Enter the Evil Wizard: Saul Zaentz

Back in the day, Fogerty signed a record deal that a blind hamster could have seen was bad. He sold the publishing rights to his songs to a company owned by Fantasy Records boss Saul Zaentz. That meant Saul owned “Fortunate Son,” not John.

Can you imagine paying rent on a house you built with your own hands? That was Fogerty’s life for decades. Every time “Down on the Corner” played at a baseball game, Saul got the check. John got a sad little pat on the back—and a bill for his own lawyer.

The real kicker came when Fogerty wrote a solo song called “The Old Man Down the Road.” It sounded a little like “Run Through the Jungle,” so guess what? Saul Zaentz sued John Fogerty for ripping off John Fogerty. In court. Verdict: Fogerty won, but he lost his shirt in legal fees.

The Actual Price Tag (Brace Yourself)

Fast forward to 2004. Saantz’s company (Concord Music Group, by then) put the whole Creedence catalog up for sale. This was Fogerty’s one shot to buy back his legacy. He didn’t just want the songs; he needed them back like a knight needs his sword.

How John Fogerty Got Back His Guitar and His SongsHow John Fogerty Got Back His Guitar and His Songs

How much did he pay? About $20 million.

That’s right. Twenty million big ones. That’s not “I found some lint in my couch” money; that’s “I am selling my house, my car, and probably a kidney” money. To put it in perspective, you could buy a small island for that. Or 400,000 decent used guitars. Instead, John bought the right to play his own songs onstage without paying himself a fine.

But Wait—The Real Price Was Even Dumber

Here’s the funny-sad part. Before he bought them back, Fogerty actually had to pay to perform his own hits. If he sang “Proud Mary” at a county fair in 2003, a portion of the ticket money immediately went to Saul Zaentz. He literally had to pay a toll to use his own voice.

Imagine ordering a pizza you invented, and the chef charges you twenty bucks for the privilege of eating a slice you designed. John Fogerty lived that nightmare for thirty years. He once famously said, “I wrote those songs in a trance and then spent decades in a lawsuit.”

“I was imprisoned wrongfully and sent away to the penitentiary for many“I was imprisoned wrongfully and sent away to the penitentiary for many

And get this: He paid $20 million to buy them back, but the catalog was estimated to be worth $50 to $100 million in future earnings. So really, he got a deal. A steal. A sports car of a bargain. But it’s the kind of steal that leaves a bitter taste, like finding a winning lottery ticket in a jacket you had to pawn.

The Punchline: He Still Pays Himself… Kind Of

So now John owns his songs. He can play “Fortunate Son” at a protest, a wedding, or a funeral for a music executive. But here’s the kicker: he still pays publishing fees to the record label for the recordings themselves. Why? Because he sold the master tapes, too. Yes, the actual vinyl groves of his soul are still owned by somebody else.

The man paid $20 million for a key that opens a door to a room that still has a locked closet. He can sing the song, but if you want the original crackly record, the suit in the corner office gets the cash. Oof.

But let’s not cry for John Fogerty entirely. He’s laughing all the way to the bank—a bank he had to break into with a $20 million crowbar. He now performs his classics with a massive grin, knowing that no lawyer can interrupt his show. Except maybe the ghost of Saul Zaentz, who is probably filing a lawsuit from the afterlife for “disturbing the peace.”

Final tally: John Fogerty paid at least $20 million for the right to say, “Yes, I wrote that song. And now I can play it without asking permission from a dead man.” That’s the most expensive “I told you so” in rock history.