So, the Colts needed a quarterback. Big time. Their guy, Andrew Luck, had shockingly retired. So, they called Phillip Rivers.
Wait, the Chargers guy? The one with the weird throwing motion and a million kids? Yep, that one.
He was 38. He was coming off a rough season. And he had that funny, over-the-top stutter-step before he threw. It was pure Phillip Rivers.
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The Money Part (The Fun Part)
Okay, so how much did they actually pay him? The Colts signed Rivers to a one-year deal in March 2020. The number?
$25 million. One year. That’s the headline.
But here’s where it gets juicy. It wasn’t all guaranteed. The base salary was just $12.5 million. The rest was in a roster bonus. And a whole bunch of incentives.
Think of it like a gamble. The Colts bet he still had some magic left. Rivers bet he could prove it.
The Quirky Breakdown
Let’s break that $25 million into something you can actually picture. That’s roughly $1.56 million per game.
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For the regular season starts, anyway. If you count his playoff game? It was a lot less per snap. But who’s counting?
He made about $40,000 per pass attempt. That’s crazy money for shoveling the ball sideways to Nyheim Hines. But hey, it worked sometimes.
He also had a $3 million roster bonus just for being on the team on a certain day. Imagine getting a bonus for showing up. We should all negotiate that.
The "Wait, What?" Details
Here’s the funniest part: Rivers’ contract was cheap compared to other quarterbacks at the time. Patrick Mahomes? He was about to sign a $500 million deal.
Tom Brady? He signed with Tampa Bay for $30 million that same year. Rivers was the bargain bin version. A discount gunslinger.
The Colts were just reminded after the season that they failed Philip
He also had a no-trade clause. Of course he did. He wasn’t going to get traded to the Jets at age 38. Smart man.
And the team had a void year in the contract. That’s accounting magic. It made the cap hit smaller for 2020. But it pushed money to 2021. Classic NFL gymnastics.
Why This is Actually Fun to Talk About
Because it was a one-season wonder. A glorious experiment. Rivers came in, yelled at everyone with that high-pitched voice, and threw for over 4,000 yards.
He also threw 11 interceptions. Classic Rivers. That’s like ordering a spicy burger and being surprised it has jalapeños.
The Colts went 11-5. They made the playoffs. They lost to the Bills in the wild card. But for one year, it was pure chaos theater.
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Think about it: They paid $25 million for one season of a wild, emotional, old-school quarterback. And it was entertaining.
The Legacy of the Cash
Did they overpay? Some say yes. A 38-year-old with a weird windup? Risky.
But look at the alternative. They could have paid Jacoby Brissett $30 million for two years of fine. Boring. No memes.
With Rivers, you got the dad energy. The giant family. The screaming. The headset tosses. The underhand shovel passes that actually worked.
He also brought leadership. The young offensive line loved him. He made Quenton Nelson look like a Hall of Famer. Which, to be fair, he is.
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The Final Fun Fact
Rivers retired after that season. He immediately became a high school football coach in Alabama. No farewell tour. No drama. Just “I’m done, going to coach my sons.”
So the Colts paid $25 million for one year of pure Phillip Rivers. A wild ride. A screaming, gesticulating, fastball-throwing dad.
Was it worth it? If you measure in wins, maybe. If you measure in entertainment value? Absolutely.
That’s the story. $25 million. One season. A thousand weird throws. And a million laughs.
Now go tell your friends: “Hey, did you know the Colts paid Phillip Rivers $40,000 per pass attempt?” It’s the perfect bar trivia. And it never gets old.