Okay, let’s talk about Paul Anka. You know him, right? The “Diana” guy. The one who wrote “My Way” for Sinatra. But we’re not here for his jukebox hits. We’re here for the real juicy stuff: his love life. Specifically, how many times has this crooner walked down the aisle?

Grab your coffee, because the answer is three. Yep, three trips to the altar. That’s a whole lot of “I do’s” and a decent amount of “I don’t anymore.” But trust me, the story behind each one is a mini rollercoaster.

Wife Number One: The High School Sweetheart

His first marriage was to Anne de Zogheb. She was a model, he was a teen idol. They met when he was just 16. Can you imagine being that young and already a star?

They tied the knot in 1963. She was 18, he was 21. It was a huge, star-studded affair. The kind where you half-expect Frank Sinatra to be a groomsman.

They had five daughters together. Five! That’s a whole girl band, plus a backup singer. They were married for almost 40 years. That’s a long time to share a bathroom.

But all good things, and even long marriages, can crumble. They divorced in 2001. Why? The usual suspects: fame, distance, and probably too much of Paul being “The Paul Anka.”

The Messy Middle: A Costly Split

That divorce was nasty. Like, jaw-droppingly expensive. He had to pay her a settlement of over three million dollars. Plus, he was on the hook for a ton of alimony.

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He also had to sell their house to pay for it. Ouch. That’s the kind of split that makes you want to just rent a studio apartment for the rest of your life. You’d think that would be it, right? No more rings for Paul.

But nope. Our man is a romantic. Or maybe he’s just a glutton for punishment. We’ll let you decide.

Wife Number Two: The Younger Model

Enter Lisa Pemberton. She was a fashion model. Paul was about 40 years older than her. Forty years! That’s enough time to be her grandpa, but whatever works for them.

They got married in 2008. It was a small, quiet ceremony. No big show this time. Maybe he learned his lesson after the last circus.

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They had a son together in 2005, before the wedding. So, a little “shotgun” situation, but with a limousine and a cigar. But wait for it… this marriage didn’t even last five years.

A Quickie That Fizzled

They separated in 2010. Divorce was finalized in 2011. That’s three years of marriage. Shorter than a tour schedule. What happened? He blamed it on the age difference.

“I was too old for her,” he said. Or maybe she was too young for his “My Way” karaoke nights. Either way, it was over before you could say “put another nickel in.”

So, two down, one to go. You might think a guy in his 70s would call it quits. But Paul Anka is not a quitter. He’s a serial marrier, apparently.

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Wife Number Three: The Current Flame

Now we get to the present. Meet Fiona McVey. She’s a fashion executive. Much closer to his age. Smart move, Paul. Smart move.

They got married in 2021. That’s right, during the pandemic. Nothing says “I love you” like getting hitched while everyone’s wearing masks and hoarding toilet paper.

Is this the one? Is she the keeper? So far, so good. They seem happy. He posts cute photos of them on yachts. She doesn’t seem to mind his old-man sweaters.

The Winner? Let’s Check the Scoreboard

So to recap: Three wives. One long-term (40 years), one short-term (3 years), and one current (still going). That’s a .333 batting average in the marriage game.

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Is that a lot? For a man who’s 83, it’s a decent number. Elvis only had one. Sinatra had four. So Paul is right in the middle. He’s a Goldilocks of matrimony.

He’s also a dad to six kids. Five from wife one, one from wife two. He’s got more kids than hit singles, and that’s saying something. Imagine Thanksgiving dinner at his house. Total chaos.

So, next time you hear “Put Your Head on My Shoulder,” remember: that song came from a guy who’s put his head on three different pillows. Legally.

Will there be a wife number four? Who knows. At this rate, he might start collecting them like vintage cars. But for now, he’s happy with Fiona. Let’s wish him luck. He’s going to need it.