Alright, grab your coffee. Let’s talk about the NFL’s favorite annual bloodsport: coach firings. You know the drill. Every January, it feels like the owner of a 4-13 team wakes up, yawns, and thinks, “You know what? Time to make a scapegoat.”
So, how many coaches actually got the axe this season? Hold onto your playbook. The final tally? Nine. Yes, nine head coaches were shown the door. That’s almost a third of the league. It’s like musical chairs, but the chairs are made of burning money and the music is a sad trombone.
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The list reads like a Who’s Who of “I’m available for interviews.” We saw the New England Patriots fire Jerod Mayo after one season. One! Bill Belichick’s ghost is still haunting that press room. Meanwhile, the New York Jets finally gave up on Robert Saleh. The Jets are like that friend who keeps dating the same wrong person, then acts shocked when it doesn’t work out.
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The Jacksonville Jaguars fired Doug Pederson. Remember when he won the Super Bowl with the Eagles? Yeah, that was a long time ago, my friend. They also axed their general manager. Because, you know, total reset or go home. The Chicago Bears fired Matt Eberflus during the season. That’s extra spicy. You don’t get to finish your coffee when you’re fired in November.
The New Orleans Saints let Dennis Allen go. The Las Vegas Raiders fired Antonio Pierce. That one felt less like a surprise and more like a formality, like paying a parking ticket. The Carolina Panthers also parted ways with Dave Canales. And the Tennessee Titans said “adios” to Mike Vrabel? Wait, no—Vrabel was last year. This year it was Brian Callahan. See how fast this stuff moves?
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You thought we were done? Buckle up. The Cleveland Browns fired Kevin Stefanski? Nope, he survived! But they did fire their offensive coordinator. And the New York Giants kept Brian Daboll, despite a 3-14 record. That’s like getting an F on your report card and your parents saying, “We believe in you, sweetie.” Strange times.
The final count of firings is actually eight head coaches during or right after the 2024 season. Wait, I said nine earlier? Let me double-check my notes. Okay, it’s eight confirmed head coaches. But with the interim tag situation, it feels like nine. Numbers are tricky when you’re crying into your latte over your fantasy team.
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But here’s the kicker: that’s not even the record. In 2018, we saw seven coaches fired. In 2021? Another seven. So eight is high, but not the highest. The record is actually nine, which happened in 2014 and again in 2019. So the NFL is basically saying, “We don’t do records unless it’s for firing people.”
Why So Many, and Why Does It Matter?
Why are owners so trigger-happy? Simple. Patience is a losing bet in the NFL. If you don’t make the playoffs in two years, your seat gets hot. Three years? You’re charcoal. Owners want wins now, not “we’re building a culture.” Culture doesn’t pay for new stadium banners.
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And here’s the funny part: these fired coaches aren’t sad. They’re still getting paid. That’s right—most of them have guaranteed contracts. So they get to sit on a beach, collect millions, and wait for the next desperate owner to call. Is that a bad life? Nope. It’s the American Dream, but with more khakis.
So, the final tally for 2024-2025? Eight head coaches fired. Add in a few general managers and coordinators, and you’ve got a small army of unemployed football people. The NFL’s coaching carousel spins faster than a Hula-Hoop on espresso.
Next time you’re mad at your boss, remember: at least you didn’t get fired on live TV. And if you did? Well, there’s always next season. Or a nice beach chair. Your call.