Let's talk about the big, cheesy elephant in the room. Does Peyton Manning actually own a Papa Johns? The short answer is a hilarious, complicated, and very lucrative "yes... and no."

It’s not like he walks into a franchise and says, “I’ll take the keys, please.” That would be too easy. Manning’s relationship with the pizza chain is more of a legendary, multi-million-dollar hug.

The $64,000 (Million) Question

Peyton Manning was not the guy slicing pepperonis in the back. He was the face of the brand. For over a decade, he starred in those goofy commercials. Remember “The Sheriff” driving around in a tiny car with a huge pizza?

But here’s the kicker: He was also a franchisee. That means he owned individual Papa Johns restaurant locations. Specifically, he owned around 31 stores in the Denver and Colorado area.

So yes, he was literally your boss if you worked at one of those stores. Imagine getting a stern lecture about your shift from the guy who threw 55 touchdown passes in a single season. Yikes.

The Timing Was Perfect (And Then It Wasn’t)

Manning bought into the pizza game right after he joined the Denver Broncos in 2012. It was a match made in football-heaven. He was the king of Denver, and he was selling pies to his kingdom.

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Then, in 2018, the CEO of Papa Johns, John Schnatter, said something very stupid. He used a racial slur on a conference call. The company went into crisis mode.

Peyton Manning did what any sensible, multi-millionaire brand icon would do. He resigned from the board of directors. He also quietly sold all of his 31 franchises. Poof. No more pizza empire.

Wait, So He Doesn’t Own It Now?

Nope. Today, in 2024, Peyton Manning owns zero Papa Johns locations. He is no longer a franchisee. He is no longer the TV star.

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But here’s the weird part: He is still a legend of the company. His commercials are iconic. When you think of Papa Johns, you still think of that slow, drawling, “Thank you, thank you very much.” It’s like the ghost of pizza past.

He walked away with a boatload of cash. And honestly? He probably doesn’t even eat the pizza anymore. He’s a pizza ghost.

The Fun, Quirky Details

This whole saga is a masterclass in weird business. Imagine owning a pizza chain as a side hustle while being a Hall of Fame quarterback. That’s like me owning a hot dog stand while juggling chainsaws.

Also, there’s the Papa John’s delivery car in the commercials. It was a tiny Fiat with a giant pizza on top. There is a strong rumor Peyton kept that car after filming. I like to think it’s in his garage next to his luxury SUV.

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And get this: During the 2013 season, Manning threw for 5,477 yards. That same year, Papa Johns sold a record number of pizzas. Coincidence? Absolutely not. The man fueled a nation.

Why We Even Care

This isn’t about pizza, really. It’s about the mystery of celebrity ownership. We love the idea that our heroes are just like us, but with more money and better cheese.

Peyton Manning didn’t just play football. He owned the brand. He sold the brand. Then he left the brand. It’s a perfect, bizarre, and very American story.

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So, does he own a Papa Johns? No. But for a glorious, garlic-sauce-scented decade? He owned your Papa Johns. And that is a hilarious legacy.

The man is retired from everything now. Football. Pizza. Everything. He’s probably at home, sipping a beer, and laughing at the fact that we’re still talking about his pepperoni empire.

So next time you order a large pepperoni, just remember: Peyton Manning saw your pizza. He was your pizza king. And now? He’s just a very happy, very rich customer.

That’s the end of the crust. I mean, story.