So, I’m scrolling through Instagram the other day—don’t judge, we’ve all been there—and I see a grainy photo of a guy who looks like Ed McCaffrey, standing in a grocery store aisle. He’s holding a bag of frozen peas, and he’s wearing a Broncos hoodie that looks older than my first car. My first thought? “Did that man just abandon my fantasy football team for a bag of peas?” My second thought? “Wait, does Ed McCaffrey still live in Colorado?”

Because here’s the thing: when you think of Ed McCaffrey, you think of those Super Bowl glory days with John Elway. You think of the 1990s, parachute pants, and a receiving corps that made defenders look like traffic cones. But the guy has kids (hello, Christian McCaffrey, the NFL’s current golden boy), and they’re not exactly roaming the aisles of Castle Rock anymore. So where is the old man Ed? Is he still hanging his hat in the Centennial State, or did he pull a Patrick Roy and move to Canada to coach hockey? (Spoiler: he did not.)

The Short Answer: Yes, He’s Still Here. But It’s Complicated.

First, the obvious: Ed McCaffrey still calls Colorado home. I’m not talking about a summer rental or a timeshare near Vail. I mean his actual mailbox is somewhere in the state. He lives in the Denver suburbs, the kind of place where you can still get a “Howdy, neighbor!” from a guy who used to bulldoze linebackers for a living. But here’s the irony: his entire family has flown the coop.

His son Christian plays for the San Francisco 49ers, and his other sons—Max, Dylan, and Luke—have played college ball far from Colorado’s snow-capped mountains. Yet Ed and his wife, Lisa, have stayed put. Why? Because Colorado is home, man. It’s where they built their lives, where the beer is cold, and where the altitude makes you feel like you’re breathing through a straw. (Side note: have you ever tried running at 5,280 feet? It’s like a tiny, invisible monster sits on your chest. Ed did it for a decade.)

But Wait—Didn’t He Coach at Northern Colorado?

Ah, yes. In 2018, Ed took over as the head football coach at the University of Northern Colorado. That gig is in Greeley, which is technically Colorado, but let’s be honest: Greeley is the state’s weird cousin. It’s known for oil rigs, feedlots, and a persistent smell of cows. (I’m not making this up. It’s a thing.) He coached there for four seasons before stepping down in 2022. The timing was suspicious. It was right when his kid Christian started dominating NFL headlines. Coincidence? I think not.

But here’s the kicker: after leaving UNC, Ed didn’t flee to Florida or California. He retired to Colorado. He’s now a full-time “dad” again, which apparently means showing up at Christian’s games wearing a 49ers hat and looking like an emotional wreck in the stands. (I saw a clip of him hugging Christian after a win—it was the most wholesome thing I’ve seen since my dog learned to fetch.)

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The Real Reason He Stays

Let’s get real for a second. Why would a man who has the money to live anywhere—including a beach house in Cabo—choose Colorado? The answer is pine trees, dry air, and a weird attachment to frozen peas. (Kidding about the peas, mostly.) Ed has said in interviews that he loves the quiet of Colorado. The mountains. The fact that people still remember him for catching touchdowns, not for botching a buffet line.

And let’s not forget the nostalgia: he played nine seasons for the Broncos, won two Super Bowls, and married his college sweetheart in a state that has more diners than stoplights. (That’s an exaggeration, but you get the vibe.) Colorado is where his legacy lives, and legacies don’t move to Arizona just because the sun is warmer.

So, Does He Ever Leave?

Occasionally. He travels to see his kids play, because that’s what dads do. But he always comes back. I imagine him walking into his house after a trip, dropping his suitcase, and saying, “Ah, home.” The refrigerator still has leftover green chili, the Broncos décor is still intact, and the air still smells like taxpayer-funded roads. (That’s a Colorado joke. We have potholes, okay? Leave me alone.)

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If you’re a fan and you want to spot him, don’t look in San Francisco. Don’t look in New York. You’ll find him at a local coffee shop in Highlands Ranch, sipping something black and bitter, probably wearing a quarter-zip pullover. He’ll nod at you, because he’s a nice guy, but he won’t ask for a selfie. That’s not his style.

The Final Verdict: He’s a Colorado Guy Forever

Ed McCaffrey still lives in Colorado, and he probably will until the day he trades his hiking boots for angel wings. (Too morbid? Sorry. I blame the altitude.) He’s not a celebrity who jetsets to Monaco. He’s a regular dude who just happens to have a Hall of Fame career and a son who is basically a superhero on cleats. So next time you’re driving through Denver and see a tall, silver-haired man buying birdseed at the hardware store, wave. It might be Ed. And if it’s not, well, you just annoyed a random guy who’s trying to feed his finches. Either way, it’s a win.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to check if that Instagram photo was actually Ed or just a very convincing lookalike. Because, irony of ironies, the bag of peas he was holding? It was the generic store brand. Some things never change. And some things, like Ed McCaffrey, never move out of Colorado.