So, Colin Jost married Scarlett Johansson. Yes, that Scarlett Johansson—the one who played Black Widow, has a voice like velvet, and somehow still seems like the coolest person at any party. And Colin Jost is… the guy who writes jokes about your dad’s weird tan lines on Saturday Night Live. How did that happen? Let’s dive into this glorious, adorable mismatch.
The "Wait, They’re Married?" Moment
If you’re like most people, you probably did a double-take when you heard the news. Colin Jost, the man who once joked about dating a woman who “looked like a thumb,” married one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. It’s like finding out your goofy uncle somehow ended up with a supermodel. But here’s the best part: they’re actually adorable together.
They met at SNL, of course. Scarlett was hosting the show in 2006, and Colin was a young writer. She didn’t remember him—awkward! But then she returned in 2017, and he was already a head writer. Sparks flew, jokes were told, and suddenly, the guy who writes “Weekend Update” was dating the star of Lost in Translation.
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The Secret to Their Success? Humor, Obviously
Colin’s secret weapon is his relentless, self-deprecating humor. He makes fun of himself constantly, which is the ultimate charm move. Scarlett has admitted that she loves how he can make her laugh during serious moments. Think about it: when you’re a Hollywood A-lister, everyone tries to impress you. Colin just tries to make you snort-laugh into your champagne.
And she’s not afraid to tease him back. At the 2022 Oscars, Scarlett joked that Colin’s tuxedo made him look like a “penguin who got lost in a tuxedo shop.” He grinned and said, “That’s why I married her.” See? Playful banter is the foundation of a solid relationship.
The Wedding That Wasn’t Planned
They got engaged in 2018, but plans went hilariously sideways. They had a big wedding scheduled, then the pandemic hit. So what did they do? They got married in a small, private ceremony in their living room. No fancy venue, no paparazzi. Just them, a few close family members, and lots of love—and probably a joke about the toilet paper shortage.
Colin later said, “It was the best day of my life. And I didn’t even have to write a monologue for it.” That’s the kind of casual, no-stress energy that makes their marriage work.
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Life as a Stepdad: Colin’s Undercover Superpower
Scarlett has a daughter from her previous marriage, a little girl named Rose. Colin stepped into the role of stepdad with surprising grace. He once mentioned that he spends his weekends “chasing a toddler around and pretending to be a dinosaur.” Can you imagine Colin Jost, the guy who writes about politics and weird weather, roaring like a T-Rex? It’s both hilarious and heartwarming.
He even wrote a bit for SNL about being a stepdad, joking, “I’m the dad who shows up and gets to be the fun one.” But honestly, he’s clearly all in. Rose is often seen snuggling with him at events, which is proof that he’s winning the “cool parent” award.
The Baby Drama (In a Good Way)
In August 2021, they welcomed their first child together, a son named Cosmo. Yes, like the magazine. Or the drink. Or the mystical shrub. No one knows for sure, but it’s a name that screams “cool parents who don’t care about your judgment.” Colin joked that the baby’s middle name is “Probably Just Hungry.”
Scarlett said that Colin is a “natural dad” who changes diapers without complaint and makes up silly songs about diaper explosions. That’s love, folks. Real, messy, diaper-filled love.
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What Do They Even Talk About?
Imagine dinner at their house. Scarlett probably talks about her latest film, her struggles with fame, or her charity work. Colin probably talks about a weird news story he’s writing for “Weekend Update,” like a raccoon that opened a bank account. And then they laugh—loudly, genuinely, like two goofy best friends who can’t believe they’re allowed to be together.
They’re both NYC natives (Colin’s from Staten Island, Scarlett’s from Manhattan), so they bond over pizza opinions and subway complaints. They’re also both fiercely private when they want to be, which helps them avoid the madness of celebrity culture. No dramatic Instagram posts, no “sources say” drama—just two people who happen to be famous and in love.
The Final Verdict: It’s Real
Here’s the uplifting truth: Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson are living proof that opposites attract—and then get takeout together. He’s the funny, slightly awkward guy who writes jokes about roadkill. She’s the elegant, Oscar-nominated actress who can play a superhero. But at home, they’re just two people who make each other laugh and share a sink.
So, if you ever feel like you’re not good enough for someone—remember Colin Jost. He walked into a room full of Hollywood royalty, cracked a joke about his own hairline, and walked out with Scarlett Johansson. That’s not luck. That’s having the courage to be your hilarious, imperfect self.
And that, my friend, is a lesson we can all take to heart. Now go laugh at something dumb today. You might just meet your Scarlett Johansson. Or at least someone who appreciates your weird jokes.